Tests bring out the worst in me. Not an understatement. But testing should actually bring out the best in us right? It should assess our current level of intelligence and we should do our best to make the result as best as possible. And when the actual paper test is in front of me, I almost always do well. With pencil (or pen) in hand, I surrender my brain to the inevitable and get it over with. All in all, I have always been considered to be a good tester. But the preparation for the tests? That always brings out my bad side.

Back in high school, I used to trash the whole basement whenever I had finals. My excuse that it was finals and I was too stressed to worry about having to pick up after myself. But the truth? I find it extremely relaxing to be able to throw my stuff wherever I want to throw it. I don’t feel at home until I can throw a piece of paper on the floor and be able to leave it there for a week or two, or until whenever I decide that I want to pick it up. Yes I know. My roommates inform me that I am a nightmare to live with, and now I am attempting to improve on that particularly horrible aspect of my personality. I will even throw the skirt and jacket under my desk in the laundry tonight. But whatever. Different topic.

Unfortunately, the increase in my sloppiness is not the only one of my negative traits that increase while under the duress of preparing for a test. I usually sit in front of my computer while doing my homework, and somehow, during the week before a test, I begin checking my facebook/twitter/google reader/google+ at least 3x more than usual. I also tend to write more random and unnecessary blog posts to procrastinate on doing any real work (see current blog post as proof). But things start getting pretty insane whenever I get plugged into my computer. I blast my music (w/ my headphones so as to not disturb my roommates. See? I’m not that bad!), I get on some site like www.zmovie.tv and stream and watch movies to procrastinate on doing work, I decide that NOW would be a good time to have a Chuck/Smallville/HIMYM/The Office marathon (a hint? It’s not. At all). I used to watch old celebrity interviews on YouTube to “de-stress”. And that is always my excuse. I have to “de-stress”. Before my calculus exam, I chowed down on six twix bars in two days. And I don’t even know what else I ate. Today I managed to down a half a carton of vanilla ice cream (it really helps with stress if you eat ice cream out of the carton with a spoon). If I actually decide to get out of the house to “de-stress”, I usually end up at the mall spending money.

Whatever. Hopefully I will be more productive tomorrow. Test is on Monday and I really have to concentrate tomorrow. There is so much to do. Way too much time for me to waste.

Tonight, at least, I am proud to be a procrastinator! Tomorrow, probably not so much. Especially because I just wrote a blog post about all my personality traits that I personally despise the most. What’s that future Joy? I’m an idiot? Thanks!

 

I am reading through my text book to prepare for my final next Monday, and I happened upon some really funny sentences that both shocked me out of the textbook stupor one gets when studying for a test and made me smile. Imagine reading along in your textbook and stressing about how if you don’t learn how to calculate bus cycles and figure out what Microprocessing is, there is NO WAY that you are going to pass this final on Monday. Then you start reading about examples of current CPU chips and you start to relax a little bit because it is a slight bit interesting. Then you read this paragraph:

“The chip is outfitted with a mounting bracket for a heat sink to distribute the heat and a fan to cool it. To get some idea of what the problem is, turn on a 60-watt light bulb, let it warm us, and then put your hands around it (but do not touch it). This amount of heat must be dissipated continuously.”

You are mildly interested in the dilemma, but it still is rather textbooky and therefore non-interesting. Then you read the next sentence:

“Consequently, when a Pentium 4 has outlived its usefulness as a CPU, it can always be used as a camp stove.”

WHAT? Who writes things like that in a textbook? Apparently really good textbook writers. I am probably never going to forget the reason that Pentium 4 chips need cooling systems.

Then I read a bit further. The next paragraph describes why computers go to sleep:

“According to the laws of physics, anything that puts out a lot of heat must suck in a lot of energy. In a portable computer with a limited battery charge, using a lot of energy is not desirable because it drains the battery quickly. To address this issue, Intel has provided a way to put the CPU to sleep when it is idle and to put it into a deep sleep when it is likely to be that way for a while. There are five states provided, ranging from fully active to deep sleep. In the intermediate states, some functionality (such as cache snooping and interrupt handling) is enabled, but other functions are disabled. When in deep sleep state, the cache and register values are preserved, but a clock and all the interval units are turned off. When in a deep sleep, a hardware signal is required to wake it up.”

Again, the paragraph is quite textbooky. But the next sentence…:

“It is not know whether a Pentium 4 can dream when it is in deep sleep.”

Ahhh…I love satire and irony. Now if I could just read further I would be able to finish with CPUs and go on to learning about Microprocessors (the really scary stuff). Keep rooting for me!

(Excerpts taken from Structured Computer Organization, 5th edition, by Andrew S. Tanenbaum.)

UPDATE!!!! Just started to read again and stumbled across this next paragraph about the Pentium 4:

“Despite sophisticated power management, the Pentium 4 can get very hot. The Heat management group deals with thermal management, allowing the CPU to indicate its environment that it is in danger of overheating. One of the ins asserted by the CPU if its internal temperature reaches 130°C (266°). If a CPU ever hits this temperature, it is probably dreaming about retirement and becoming a camp stove.”

Love it!!!!

 

All I can think of right now is the sceen from “What a girl wants” where Colin Firth’s character says, “what are you doing up so late?” and Amanda Bynes’ character replies, “jet lag. What’s your excuse?”
Totally lame movie I know. I watched it on YouTube back in the day when I was supposed to be putting time in in the German lab. And my German turned out alright in the end. Eventually.
But that movie is the only movie that I can think of that actually references the phenomenon that is jetlag. As in the reason that I am still awake at 4 am. But movie stars always whisk away to exotic destinations and never realise the truth: Travelling is not fun. Sure. The actual visit is fun. But the process of getting to your destination? And jetlag? Not so much.
If I were in a movie, I would never leave home. Which is why I am not in a movie. Most boring movie ever.

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